May 2013
72 posts
May 19th
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jazzysatindoll: janecrocker: gr0sse: do u ever get mad at words like we have deck, dick, dock, and duck, but not dack like wtf could we not complete the vowel pattern when coming up with these things Australia. Solving the world’s problems one verb at a time.
May 19th
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May 17th
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breathethedownbow: Jon Snow walks up to Gendry and says, “You must be Robert Baratheon’s bastard” and runs off into the wilderness shrieking his victory
May 17th
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Get A Date
badkidsjokes: how do you get a date? you kiss a egg
May 16th
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May 16th
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May 16th
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Listenpeabug: I’m sorry but if you don’t like this...
May 16th
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May 15th
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icouldntfindanyotherusername: fucking-tom-hiddleston: k-lionheart: continualsanitynotlikely: If this gets 3 million notes I’ll make a dress out of these And wear it to the nearest major city  SIGNAL BOOST AND IF IT GETS TO FOUR MILLION YOU’VE GOT TO MAKE A TIARA THAT MATCHES. YOU’RE GONNA REGRET PUTTING THIS ON TUMBLR OMG I’VE NOT BEEN THIS EXCITED SINCE THE FLUFFY CHICKEN POST
May 15th
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May 15th
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May 15th
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May 14th
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May 14th
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seafoampterodactyl: psychoticpingouins: 48 years ago a girl said “oh fuck me” to her best friend while walking in the street, a guy who randomly passed by answered by “let me at least buy you dinner first”. I present to you my grandparents, in love since then and celebrating their 47 years of marriage today. Are. You. Kidding. Me.
May 13th
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May 12th
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May 12th
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May 12th
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May 12th
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May 12th
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Me flirting: Hey, do you want to come to my house and watch The Lord Of The Rings: Extended Edition?
May 11th
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May 11th
May 11th
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wo-nderland: groovymuttations: what if someone was attractive but not attractive enough to be called hot can I call them toasty im calling people toasty from now on ok
May 10th
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May 10th
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May 10th
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tomkirk: my life is just a collection of poorly made decisions with alternative music playing in the background
May 9th
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May 9th
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i love it when people compliment my hair like thank you i grew it myself
May 9th
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May 9th
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person: hey hows life
me: not enjoyable at all 2 stars would not recommend
May 9th
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“‘But I like you.’ He cleared his throat. ‘I like you first and second and...”
– F. Scott Fitzgerald, This Side of Paradise (via ohfairies)
May 8th
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May 8th
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May 8th
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May 8th
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twyll: i have these people i follow who follow me too and i think they’re really cool and stuff and we mutually reblog each other and and sometimes i just sit down and look at their url when it shows up on my dash and im like aw yeah we tight we bros but we’RE NOT???? WEVE NEVER EVEN HAD A CONVERSATION?????
May 7th
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May 7th
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thepyrolizard: SO, Harry Potter and the order of the phoenix, right? I guess that’s when the books started getting dead sirius
May 7th
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May 7th
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May 6th
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May 6th
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May 6th
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May 6th
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May 6th
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May 6th
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May 6th
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May 6th
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May 5th
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sweettasteofbitter: butwestillhavetheradio replied to your post: butwestillhavetheradio replied to your photo Did… Cool! I live there, well, not on the exact spot in the pictures, but in the same town. So I was very surprised to see it on my dashboard. !!  I was there yesterday, it’s so lovely! I’d love to live in such a town when I’m older. Yeah, it’s very pretty. Just not very...
May 5th
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May 5th
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