jazzysatindoll: janecrocker: gr0sse: do u ever get mad at words like we have deck, dick, dock, and duck, but not dack like wtf could we not complete the vowel pattern when coming up with these things Australia. Solving the world’s problems one verb at a time.
breathethedownbow: Jon Snow walks up to Gendry and says, “You must be Robert Baratheon’s bastard” and runs off into the wilderness shrieking his victory
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badkidsjokes: how do you get a date? you kiss a egg
peabug: I’m sorry but if you don’t like this...
icouldntfindanyotherusername: fucking-tom-hiddleston: k-lionheart: continualsanitynotlikely: If this gets 3 million notes I’ll make a dress out of these And wear it to the nearest major city SIGNAL BOOST AND IF IT GETS TO FOUR MILLION YOU’VE GOT TO MAKE A TIARA THAT MATCHES. YOU’RE GONNA REGRET PUTTING THIS ON TUMBLR OMG I’VE NOT BEEN THIS EXCITED SINCE THE FLUFFY CHICKEN POST
seafoampterodactyl: psychoticpingouins: 48 years ago a girl said “oh fuck me” to her best friend while walking in the street, a guy who randomly passed by answered by “let me at least buy you dinner first”. I present to you my grandparents, in love since then and celebrating their 47 years of marriage today. Are. You. Kidding. Me.
Me flirting: Hey, do you want to come to my house and watch The Lord Of The Rings: Extended Edition?
wo-nderland: groovymuttations: what if someone was attractive but not attractive enough to be called hot can I call them toasty im calling people toasty from now on ok
tomkirk: my life is just a collection of poorly made decisions with alternative music playing in the background
i love it when people compliment my hair like thank you i grew it myself
person: hey hows life
me: not enjoyable at all 2 stars would not recommend
‘But I like you.’ He cleared his throat. ‘I like you first and second and...– F. Scott Fitzgerald, This Side of Paradise (via ohfairies)
twyll: i have these people i follow who follow me too and i think they’re really cool and stuff and we mutually reblog each other and and sometimes i just sit down and look at their url when it shows up on my dash and im like aw yeah we tight we bros but we’RE NOT???? WEVE NEVER EVEN HAD A CONVERSATION?????
thepyrolizard: SO, Harry Potter and the order of the phoenix, right? I guess that’s when the books started getting dead sirius
sweettasteofbitter: butwestillhavetheradio replied to your post: butwestillhavetheradio replied to your photo Did… Cool! I live there, well, not on the exact spot in the pictures, but in the same town. So I was very surprised to see it on my dashboard. !! I was there yesterday, it’s so lovely! I’d love to live in such a town when I’m older. Yeah, it’s very pretty. Just not very...